CardinalGifs DUH

The trading deadline is coming up, and you people sure are strange. Everyone has been screaming for a fix to the team as though there is a chance the Cardinals can suddenly trade for enough players that they’ll go from below .500 to a 90 win team. That’s silly, and it’s sillier when remembering the, ummm, not strong recent history of the Cardinals doing whatever it takes to field the best team possible. For those of you that need a reminder, here is exactly what you can expect over the next 6 days if you’re hoping the Cards can trade their way to the pennant.