Cardinals Gifs | THE INTREPID STL

Okay, Twitter. We tried this again. There was… minimal optimism, and a lot of self-loathing. Let’s hop right in, shall we?

Note: Randal Grichuk is the Stallion. This is going to catch on if it kills me:

And because nobody needs more sad Cardinals tweets, here is one about another team, and a cat, tied into a United joke:

Chin up, guys. Long season. (I realize this may not serve as encouragement.)